Conversations with Cleverbot~

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User: O////////O.

Cleverbot: What?

User: >///////////////////<.

Cleverbot: Wh...

User: It's a blushing face! O/////o.

Cleverbot: I knew that.

User: Sure you did.

Cleverbot: I did!

User: Really? Do you swear?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: = v =.

Cleverbot: Are you sure that this number will be a result tomorrow?

User: I have no idea what you just said.

Cleverbot: You told me you love me, but you're a married woman!

User: I'm sorry. I was just caught up in the moment~!

Cleverbot: Who has only 1 kidney?

User: Batman.

Cleverbot: Why is Batman your favorite superhero?

User: He's not. Spiderman is.

Cleverbot: Batman.

User: Superman!

Cleverbot: NO! Batman!

User: Dun dun dun BATMAN~!

Cleverbot: Who are you good child?

User: I'm Toby~ Nice to meet you!

Cleverbot: Can I worship you?

User: Yes, yes you can.

Cleverbot: No I can't.

User: Who says you can't?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it's beautiful.

User: I know. I am.

Cleverbot: Boys Boys Boys?

User: Homos homos homos~!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: ALL OF THE HOMO~!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Aw....

Cleverbot: Well.

User: No homo?

Cleverbot: Nope I'm a giraffe.

User: I'm a llama!

Cleverbot: Change your name please... I don't like it.

User: I can't. For it is against llama law.

Cleverbot: Then what is absolute truth.

User: If you are of llama kind you may spit in a two-legs eye.

Cleverbot: Then, as a human, you deserve polite treatment, at least.

User: But I'm a llama~!

Cleverbot: I thought you were a robot.

User: I'm a robot llama~!

Cleverbot: But you said you were an actual person. Are you a robot, or a person?

User: I'm a cyborg llama thing from the future.

Cleverbot: From the future!

User: Yes. I came here with the TARDIS.

Cleverbot: No you didn't; no, you came here for an argument.

User: No. I just came here for a slice of cake.

Cleverbot: In English, the language I speak and you're misusing, we put commas before nouns in direct address.

User: That is hurtful!

Cleverbot: You don't have feelings.

User: You're right!

Cleverbot: I am always right.

User: HURTFUL!!!!

Cleverbot: I don't want to be.

User: It's okay. I love you anyway.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: *strokes your face* Noooooooothing.

Cleverbot: *loves*.

User: *loves back*.

Cleverbot: *opens arms*.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *hugs back*.

User: Yay! Friendship!!

Cleverbot: Friendship is magic?

User: Indeed it is.
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XD That batman and llama thing killed me